Following the familiar format of infomercials, he bluntly asks, “Do you like a bunch of worthless shit? Do you like junk on your table, so much junk that you can’t even put stuff that you need on the table? Do you like sweet pop culture references on CafePress quality t-shirts?”
If you said yes to any of them, then this product is just for you. It’s new mystery subscription box service called Theft Box that will send you junky stuff in your mail daily for a low price of just $75 a month.
We have cheap plastic and you have an obsession.
Source: LazyPillow (Yotam Perel)