Once a week I try to find a video that is so awful, so embarrassing, that it forces me to challenge myself to a watch-off. Basically, I see how far in to the video I can get before having to turn it off, pour molten lead in my ear canals and blind myself with lye. It’s a fun little game, I swear.
Let’s see how far you can get.
I really do not have much to say about this week’s cringe. No, wait. Yes I do. This has to be one of the worst impersonations I have ever seen. I made it to about the two minute mark and that was enough for me. There was just way too much awkward silence between jokes about “DATA”. I mean, I honestly felt bad for the guy.
Apparently this was the night’s entertainment for a Symantec conference. After I read that, I had a short conversation with myself, and all I could say was “Really? Symantec? Like, Norton Security, Symantec?
“This is all they could afford?”
“They must be hurting financially.”
“I would suppose so.”
“Note to self: sell-sell-sell all shares in Symantec.”