Size 11 in every color you have, please.
This was on the Front Page of Reddit a couple of hours ago — with the title being “My cousin did this. He’s a boy and he’s 7.“. I thought it was hilarious and apparently, most of Reddit did as well. It’s questionable as to whether or not OP’s (original poster) 7-year-old male cousin did, in fact, draw this. Hell, it’s questionable if OP even has a cousin. It’s actually questionable if OP even is… Woahhh, deeply philosophical, man.
Everything on Reddit is questionable. There are no limits to what people will do for fake internet points. But, even if it was fabricated just for that sweet, sweet Reddit Karma, I ain’t even mad. It gave me a sensible chuckle.
The only thing I strongly suggest is that if said boy does exist, someone better start teaching him responsible spending habits post haste. Once he gets his hands on a credit card, he is going to be perpetually broke. Broke and fabulous!!!