The morning commute during rush hour in New York City with MTA usually has delays. On Twitter, you’ll find a good number of people venting about their service from annoying delays to “your service sucks!”
In this parody by Above Average (previously), they turn things around. What would it be like if the MTA had their moment to rant? For one, they probably would start by not apologizing for delays.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your conductor speaking. We are being held momentarily by the train’s dispatcher. We should be moving shortly. We do not apologize for the inconvenience. Yeah you heard that right, we do not apologize for the inconvenience. From now on, we are no longer going to apologize when we have nothing to be sorry for. The world is uncertain, it’s impossible to be perfect and you’re just gonna have to deal with it.
Source: Above Average
